Tuesday, October 8, 2013

JUST FOR A LAUGH!!

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What the hell does Mr Aznar meany by  "sky, the heaven with the fingers? No clue at all!!




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Are any of them correct in English?
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Dear Ana Bottle;
I just hallucinate little cucumbers with your discourse. I just can say "shit yourself little parrot" and "the mother who gave birth to you!"
I know is not turkey mucus to talk in english, but sincerely, you have more face than back, you should go to fry asparagus or to throw a white hair into the air. You are a morning singer, a ball-toucher and also your wing sings.
Yes, you look like Peter by his house when you speak english and that put me of bad milk.
So I don´t tell you anything and I tell you everything; don´t eat my pot and please go shitting milks out of this country, to the fifth pine, to sleep the monkey female or to another thing butterfly, because send eggs!! we were too few and the grandmother gave birth! you are always giving the note, did anybody teach you that in shut mouth flies do not enter?
You are the milk!!! and the cock in vinegar!!!
Now I´m leaving otherwise I will mount a chicken, but specially because it´s falling the octopus one.

Let a lightening split you.

Attentively,

me










1 comment:

  1. Hello, I think that as a ,amy of outr polititians don't know how to speak ebgkish because they are afraid of many this one of them is that, to learn Emgñish means to improve the conuntry, and if the country imprives in knowledge, they know that the will be fired.....

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