My version of the letter addressed to Mrs Bottle

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Dear Ana Bottle;

I just hallucinate little cucumbers with your discourse. I just can say "shit yourself little

       I just freaked out at your speech.      I'm just speechless!

 parrot" and "the mother who gave birth to you!"

I know is not turkey mucus to talk in english, but sincerely, you have more face than back,  

     I know it's not piece of cake to speak English, but to be honest,  you're extremely cheeky, 

you should go to fry asparagus or to throw a white hair into the air. You are a morning singer, 

        so, get out of here and spend one wild night.                                You're a bluffer, 

a  ball-toucher and also your wing sings.

you're always bugging people  and your armpit stinks.      

Yes, you look like Peter by his house when you speak english and that put me of bad milk.

 you  may feel right at home when you speak English and that's what annoys me most.
So I don´t tell you anything and I tell you everything; don´t eat my pot and please 

                 Better, don't ask  me                     ; stop going on and on to me  about that please, 

and go shitting  milks out of this country, to the fifth pine, to sleep the monkey female or to another thing butterfly,

and get the hell out of here, go and sleep it off or whatever.

 because send eggs!! we were too few and the grandmother gave birth! 

                     because that's too much! that's all we needed!

 

you are always giving the note, did anybody teach you that in shut mouth flies do not enter?

You're always showing off, didn't anybody teach you that closed mouth catches no flies?
You are the milk!!! and the cock in vinegar!!!

You are damn good!
Now I´m leaving otherwise I will mount a chicken, but specially because it´s falling the octopus one.

Now I'm leaving, otherwise I will kick up a fuss, but specially because it's pouring down.

Let a lightening split you.

Fuck you!

Attentively,
Yours Sincerely
me